"The Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee"

by Aaron Sorkin and Matt Tarses& David Walpert & Bill Wrubel

Directed by Robert Berlinger

Final Draft - 11/3/98 (Yellow)

SPORTS NIGHT

"The Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee"

#N311

Cast

Dan.........................................................................................................................Josh Charles

Casey......................................................................................................................Peter Krause

Isaac........................................................................................................................Robert Guillaume

Dana.........................................................................................................................Felicity Huffman

Jeremy......................................................................................................................Josh Malina

Natalie......................................................................................................................Sabrina Lloyd

Kim..........................................................................................................................Kayla Blake

Elliot.........................................................................................................................Greg Baker

Chris.........................................................................................................................Timothy Davis-Reed

Will...........................................................................................................................Ron Ostrow

Dave.........................................................................................................................Jeff Mooring

Joy Behar.................................................................................................................Joy Behar

Meredith Vieira.........................................................................................................Meredith Vieira

Debbie Matenopoulos...............................................................................................Debbie Matenopoulos

Star Jones.................................................................................................................Star Jones

Monica......................................................................................................................Janel Moloney

Roland Shepard.........................................................................................................Doyle Holman

Sports Night

(TEASER)

FROM THE DARKNESS WE HEAR:
(Dana (VO))

DANA (VO)

Dan/Casey, it's less than five minutes
to air.  In fact it's two minutes past
the time I said it was five minutes to air.

FADE UP ON:

INT. DAN AND CASEY'S OFFICE/NEWSROOM/CORRIDORS/
BACKSTAGE/CONTROL ROOM/STUDIO-NIGHT-(NIGHT 1)

(Dan, Casey, Isaac, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Elliot,
Chris, Will, Dave, Monica, Atmosphere)

DAN IS IN THE OFFICE MAKING LAST MINUTE PREPARATIONS.  HE'S
ALREADY FULLY DRESSED.  CASEY IS WEARING PANTS AND A WHITE
TEE-SHIRT

 DAN

Making it what?

CASEY

Three minutes to air.

DAN

Excellent.

CASEY

No paper.  No pencil.

DAN

(CALLING) Kim, what's going on with
Kansas/Missouri?

KIM

Missouri's down by four, with a minute
and a half to play, but I think they're gonna win it?

DAN

You think they are?

KIM POPS IN --

KIM

I have a feeling.

CASEY

You have any other feelings you'd like
us to report on the news?  You think
it's gonna be a long winter?

DAN

You think the market's gonna rebound?

CASEY

"This just in, our production
associate Kim Cornell has a very
strong feeling that tomorrow's winning
lottery number will be --"

KIM

Don't get persnickety.

CASEY

I'm not getting persnickety.

DAN

(TO CASEY) You were getting a little
persnickety.

CASEY

Then you were too.

DAN

I was sweetly teasing.

CASEY

So was I.

KIM

You were persnickety.

CASEY

I can't even spell persnickety.

KIM

I have no doubt about that.

CASEY

Now you're being persnickety.

KIM

Three minutes.

KIM EXITS --

DAN NOTICES THAT CASEY'S NOT DRESSED.

DAN

You know, I think for that look to
work you need to roll a pack of
cigarettes in your sleeve.

MONICA ENTERS AND PUTS A SHIRT AND TIE ON THE CHAIR.  CASEY
GRABS THE NEW SHIRT AND BEGINS PUTTING IT ON.

CASEY

I spilled coffee.

DAN

Vanilla hazelnut?

CASEY

I didn't really get a chance to taste
it.

DAN

I like it.

CASEY

The vanilla hazelnut?

CASEY AND DAN HEAD TOWARD THE STUDIO AS WE:

RESET TO:

INT. NEWSROOM/CORRIDORS/BACKSTAGE - CONTINUOUS - (NIGHT 1)

DAN

Rich, full-bodied blend.

CASEY

Whatever.

DAN

We really have nine hockey segments
tonight?

CASEY

Three shootouts, two penalty shots,
Stefan LeCourier --

DAN

Jerome'll be happy.

CASEY

Who's Jerome?

DAN

Jerome.

CASEY

Right.

DAN

He'll be happy.

CASEY

Yeah.

DAN

Sure.

INT. CORRIDOR:

CASEY

Who is he?

DAN

Jerome?

CASEY

Right.

DAN

I'm talking about Jerome.

CASEY

You can say his name as many times as
you like, I'm still not gonna know who he is.

DAN

Camera two.

CASEY

What about it?

DAN

He's the camera operator.

INT. BACKSTAGE:

CASEY

Who?

DAN

Are you prepared to do a broadcast
right now?

CASEY

Yeah.

DAN

The camera guy!

CASEY

What about him?

DAN

Is Jerome.  Jerome is the operator on
camera two.

CASEY

And he likes hockey.

DAN

Now you're with it.

IN THE CONTROL ROOM --

DAVE

60 seconds to VTR, two minutes live.

DANA

Alright, here's a change.  We're flip-
flopping the Virginia Slims quarter-
finals and the IOC meeting.  Kill 23.

ELLIOT

I never had 23.

DANA

Then you won't miss it much.

ELLIOT EXITS TO THE STUDIO AS JEREMY ENTERS THE CONTROL ROOM --

DANA (CONT'D)

Jeremy, tell me what's happening in
Chattanooga.  Tell me quickly, tell me
succinctly.  Bullet points.  We're on
the air in less than two minutes, so
don't give me a valedictory address.
Talk to me as if I'm a small child.
Tell me what's happening in
Chattanooga.

JEREMY

I don't know what's happening in
Chattanooga.

DANA

(BEAT)  Okay.  Tell me a little more
than that.

IN THE STUDIO --

DAN

I think, as a New Year's resolution,
you should re-dedicate yourself to the
idea that this is a team.  You play for
a team.  A team with many players.

CASEY

And you think I should learn their names.

DAN

I think it'd be nice.

CASEY

I agree.

DAN

See a team's made up of a group of
individuals --

CASEY

You're gonna keep talking anyway?

DAN

Individuals who forsake their own
individual needs to pursue a common
goal.  The team goal.  In our case --

CASEY  

Jerome.  See?  I know his name.

DAN

In our case the goal's a nightly
national television show.

CASEY

I'm saying' I know the guy's name now.

IN THE CONTROL ROOM --

DAVE

Roll VTR.  Show the chyron on
four.

WILL

Four's up.

CHRIS

You've got Tokyo.

NATALIE GETS OFF THE PHONE --

NATALIE

That was Brian in Chattanooga.

DANA

Alright, tell me what he knows.  Bullet
points. I can feed it right to Casey
and get it in the tease. (INTO
HEADSET)  Casey stand by, I'm gonna
fill the tease. (TO NATALIE)  What does
he know?

NATALIE

He doesn't know anything.

DANA

Stop standing by, Casey.

CASEY

What's going on?

DANA

There was an incident at Tennessee
Western involving some black athletes
and a Confederate flag.

CASEY

What happened?

DANA

We don't know.

DAN

Imagine if you might, an image
appropriate for this time a year.  I'm
speaking, of course, of a jolly fat-
man riding a sled laden heavy with
gifts.

CASEY

Jerome.  I know his name.

DAN

That sled has to move or nobody gets
their gifts.  It has to move, and it's
not gonna move by magic, Casey.

CASEY

It's gonna be pulled by a team of
flying reindeer.

DAN

Right, so it is gonna move my magic,
but my point is --

DAVE

In three, two --

CASEY

Good evening, from New York City I'm
Casey McCall alongside Dan Rydell.
Those stories plus we'll head out to
the Hoosier Dome where Bobby Knight's
done a little interior decorating and
we'll leave room for more hockey than
you can shake a big stick at.

DAN

We'll bring you the thrill of victory,
the agony of defeat, and, because
we've got soccer highlights, the sheer
pointlessness of a zero-zero tie.
You're watching Sports Night on CSC,
so stick around.

DAVE

We're out.

ISAAC ENTERS --

KIM

Back in sixty.

ISAAC

What's going on in Chattanooga?

DANA

We don't know.

ISAAC

We don't know?

DANA

We don't know.

ISAAC

We don't know anything?

DANA

We don't know much.

ISAAC

But, fundamentally, we're still a news-
gathering organization, right?

DANA

Sure.

ISAAC

Then what's the problem?

DANA

We're not very good.

ISAAC

That's what I thought.

DANA

Stand-by 10.

(END OF TEASER)

ACT I

(A)

INT. CONTROL ROOM/STUDIO/BACKSTAGE/CORRIDOR/NEWSROOM/DAN AND
CASEY'S OFFICE - NIGHT - (NIGHT1)

(Dan, Casey, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Elliot, Chris, Will, Dave, Atmosphere)

DAVE

Comin' back to Dan in three...two--

DAN

Thank you. Kelly Kirkpatrick in Green
Bay.  You look cold, put some clothes
on.  Hey folks, look outside.  Tinsel,
mistletoe, it can only mean one thing:

Casey?

CASEY

Play of the Year.

DAN

Play o' the Year.  Our crack staff has
been debating the subject and we'll
bring you our choice on New Year's
Eve, but we wanna hear from you, so if
you've got a play of the year, you can
contact us at CSC-slash-Sportsnight-
dot-com, or just go on over to Casey's
apartment and knock on the door
anytime.

CASEY

That's all for us.  You've been
watching Sports Night on CSC, we'll
see you tomorrow.

DAN

G'night.

DAVE

Music

CHRIS

Go.

DAVE

Animation.

WILL

Go.

DAVE

We're out.

KIM

Camera wrap 12:06.

DAN AND CASEY ARE UNPLUGGED

DAN

Hey, what are you planning on cooking
tomorrow morning?

DAN AND CASEY BEGIN THEIR WALK BACK TO THEIR OFFICE.

RESET TO:

INT. BACKSTAGE/CORRIDOR/NEWSROOM - CONTINUOUS - (NIGHT 1)

CASEY

I'm not cooking.  It's not a cooking
show.

DAN

Are you sure?

CASEY

It's a news show.

DAN

"The View"?

INT. CORRIDOR

CASEY

Yeah.

DAN

The one with Barbara Walters and the
four women who cook?

CASEY

They don't cook.  It's a news show.

DAN AND CASEY ENTER THEIR OFFICE AS WE:

RESET TO:

INT. DAN AND CASEY'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS - (NIGHT 1)

DAN

Who are the other guests?

CASEY

It's just me and another guy.

DAN

Who's the other guy?

CASEY

You're havin' a good time, aren't you?

INT. NEWSROOM

DAN

Who's the other guy?

CASEY

It's Wolfgang Puck, you want a piece
of me?

DAN

No, but thanks.

CASEY

You know, it wouldn't kill you to get
out there and do a little press.

DAN

I've been grounded, remember?

CASEY

How long's the network got you in the
penalty box?

DAN

No public statements for six months.

CASEY

You want me to talk to somebody?

DAN

No.

CASEY

I can.

INT. DAN AND CASEY'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS - (NIGHT 1)

DAN

I'm perfectly happy just doing my job
and keeping my mouth shut.  I don't
need to give interviews.  I don't even
want to give interviews.  I'm happy for
the chance to not give interviews.

CASEY

You don't want me to talk to 'em?

DAN

No.

CASEY

Okay.

DAN

Talk to 'em.

CASEY

Danny --

DAN

I need to give interviews.  I like to
give interviews.  It's the only chance
I get to talk to a huge group of total
strangers.

CASEY

Except for the hour every night you're on
television.

DAN

That's right.

CASEY

I'll talk to 'em

DANA POPS HER HEAD IN --

 DANA

Hey. Knock 'em dead on the cooking
show tomorrow.

CASEY

Thank you.

CUT TO:

PREVIOUSLY SHOT

ACT I

(A)

INT. THE VIEW SET - DAY - (DAY 2)
(Casey, Joy Behar, Meredith Vieira, Star Jones, Debbie
Matenopoulos)

JOY BEHAR, MEREDITH VIEIRA, STAR JONES AND DEBBIE
MATENOPOULOS ARE INTERVIEWING CASEY.

MEREDITH VIEIRA

Welcome back to The View, we're
talking with Casey McCall, co-host of
Sports Night, which can be seen every
night at eleven pm on CSC.

CASEY

Yes, with my partner, Dan Rydell, who
couldn't be here this morning.

JOY BEHAR

Well, I hope he has a good excuse.

CASEY

Yes, he likes to sleep late.

JOY BEHAR

Good enough.  Now before we went to
commercial, you were saying that you
and Dean write your own scripts.

CASEY

Yes.

STAR JONES

How does that work?

CASEY

I take the nouns and verbs, Danny
handles the adjectives and
prepositions. Anything with an umlaut,
we toss a coin.

DEBBIE MATENOPOULOS

Now, Casey, we can't let you go
without talking about the neckties.

CASEY

Ah, the neckties.

STAR JONES

The famous neckties.

MEREDITH VIEIRA

I tell my husband every night, "look
at his neckties, that's a man with
good taste."

CASEY

And I'll bet your husband just loves me for that.

MEREDITH VIEIRA

He loves you for many reasons, as do
I, but mostly I love you for the
neckties.

CASEY

I'll take what I can get.

STAR JONES

Now ladies, listen up here.  You're
single, is that right?

CASEY

I'm recently divorced.

STAR JONES

Well I think you should know that a
man who knows how to dress himself is a very sexy thing.

CASEY

Which is why so many of us are drawn
to Carrot Top.

STAR JONES

Alright.  If you're a sports fan or
just like neckties, don't miss Sports
Night with Dan Rydell and our guest,
Casey McCall, every night at eleven on
CSC.  We'll be right back after this.

CUT TO:

ACT I

(C)

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM/NEWSROOM/EXECUTIVE CORRIDOR/ISAAC'S
OFFICE - DAY - (DAY 2)

(Dan, Isaac, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Elliot, Chris, Will,
Dave, Atmosphere)

ALL THE USUAL SUSPECTS EXCEPT CASEY

DANA

By the way, in the memos that are
circulating, we're spelling
Chattanooga about 14 different ways,
now what do we know?

JEREMY

Two "o"'s, three "a"'s.

DANA

That's it?

JEREMY

No, there are other letters too.

DANA STARES AT JEREMY

JEREMY (CONT'D)

But surely that's not what you meant.

DANA

No.

JEREMY

Roland Shepard is a tailback from a
small town in western Tennessee called
Tipolo. One "t", one "l".
He rode the bench for two years and
then two weeks ago won the starting
job when Lillias went down with a torn
ACL. He rushed for 218 yards in his
first game, 273 in his second.

NATALIE

That two game total's a conference
record by the way.

JEREMY

He scored four touchdowns on the
ground, two of them against the third-
ranked rushing defense in the nation.

NATALIE

He also caught a pass for a touchdown
and ran a punt back for a touchdown.

JEREMY

No kidding, Isaac, I saw the film, he
can play.

NATALIE

Plus, this guy came to get smart.

JEREMY

He's carrying a 3.3 GPA with a major
in chemical engineering, and the
Engineering Department at Tennessee
Western is for real.

DAN

So what's going on?

JEREMY

They're gonna kick him out of school.

ISAAC

They're threatening to kick him out of
school.

DANA

The Confederate flag?

JEREMY

Yeah, there's gonna be a press
conference in Chattanooga at 3:00.  The
rumor is --

NATALIE

And it's pretty solid.

DAN

They fly the flag outside the stadium?

JEREMY

Yeah.

NATALIE

Also, students wave 'em in the stands.

DANA

Nothing you can do about that.

ISAAC

Yeah, but outside the stadium, that's
the school.

JEREMY

Anyway, there'll be a press conference
at three o'clock, we've got it on
satellite. The rumor is that Roland
won't play unless the school takes the
flag down.  The school's gonna announce
that Roland's been suspended from the
team, as a result of which his
scholarship will be revoked, as a
result of which, Roland will go back
and pump gas in Tipolo, Tennessee.

DANA

Dan, be on the press conference.
Meantime, I need to hear some plays of
the year by the end of the day.  Thank
you.

EVERYONE GETS UP--

NATALIE

Back here at six.

PEOPLE ARE EXITING--

ISAAC

Danny, I need to talk to you.

DAN

Good, 'cause I need to talk to you
too.  Who should go first?

ISAAC AND DAN BEGIN WALKING TO ISAAC'S OFFICE AS WE:

RESET TO:

INT. NEWSROOM/EXECUTIVE CORRIDOR - CONTINUOUS - (DAY 2)

ISAAC

Well since I don't really care what
you have to say, I think it should be

me.

DAN

Fair enough.

ISAAC

Luther Sachs has taken a special
interest in the situation in
Chattanooga.

DAN

He's an alumnus.

ISAAC

He's got a couple of buildings named
after him.

DAN

Yeah, he's a helluva guy.

ISAAC

He's a Southerner.

DAN

Luther Sachs is German.

ISAAC

He's a Southerner for three
generations.

DAN

Faulkner was a Southerner.

ISAAC

Faulker was a Southern Gentlemen.

DAN

There's a difference?

ISAAC

The difference, Danny, is all the
difference.

DAN AND ISAAC ARRIVE AT THE OFFICE AND GO IN AS WE:

RESET TO:

INT. ISAAC'S OFFICE - CONTINUOUS - (DAY 2)

DAN

What does Luther want?

ISAAC

A piece on Southern gentlemen.
Southern tradition.  The Southern
tradition in sports, in culture, in
history.

DAN

All symbolized by the Confederate
flag.

ISAAC

You learn fast.

DAN

You really wanna do this?

ISAAC

No.

DAN

Then don't.

ISAAC

Danny, there are days I'm just too
tired to fight with that man.

DAN

Well you gotta tell us when it's one
of those days and we'll fight him for

you.

ISAAC

You've gotta stop thinking of me as
the champion of all things black.

DAN IS MOMENTARILY STUNNED BY THIS

DAN

If I do his frat boy piece, does he
let me out of the penalty box?

ISAAC

Danny --

DAN

I want to do interviews.  I like
talking to people.

ISAAC

It was a six month suspension.  You've
got three months left.

DAN

I want time off for good behavior.
Tell him I'll whistle Dixie if he
let's me do my thing.

ISAAC

I'll tell him.

DAN

I never think of you as the champion
of all things black, Isaac.  I think of
you as the champion of all things
good.  But what do you say we drop it.

ISAAC

That's fine.

DAN

Anything else?

ISAAC

That's all.

DAN LEAVES...

END OF ACT I

ACT II

(D)

FROM THE DARKNESS WE HEAR:
(Casey (ON TAPE), Star Jones (ON TAPE))

STAR JONES (ON TAPE)

Now ladies, listen up here.  You're
single is that right?

CASEY (ON TAPE)

I'm recently divorced.

STAR JONES (ON TAPE)

Well I think you should know that a
man who knows how to dress himself is
a very sexy thing.

INT. DAN AND CASEY'S OFFICE - DAY - (DAY 2)

(Casey, Monica)

CASEY IS WATCHING A TAPE OF HIMSELF ON THE TELEVISION.

CASEY (ON TAPE)

Which is why so many of us are drawn
to Carrot Top.

MONICA, A VERY SWEET 25-YEAR-OLD, APPEARS AT THE DOOR.
SHE'S HOLDING SEVERAL DRESS SHIRTS OVER ONE ARM AND
SEVERAL NECKTIES OVER THE OTHER.  IT WOULD APPEAR THAT
SHE'S HAD TO SUMMON MOST OF HER COURAGE FOR THIS MOMENT.

MONICA

Excuse me, Mr. McCall?

CASEY

 Yeah.

CASEY TURNS OFF THE TV.

MONICA

I'm sorry, is this a bad time?

CASEY

For what?

MONICA

I'd like to ask you a question, but if
you're preparing the show, if this is
a bad time, I can come back.

CASEY

What's your question?

MONICA

What's my name?

CASEY

(BEAT) What's your name?

MONICA

Yes.

CASEY

What are we doing right now?

MONICA

If this is a bad time --

CASEY

I'm sorry, I'm not very good at
remembering names.

MONICA

Who was the number two man on the
Boston Red Sox staff in 1977?

CASEY

It was Ferguson Jenkins.

MONICA

My name's Monica.  I'm the assistant
wardrobe supervisor for Sports Night
as well as two other shows here at
CSC. I think you hurt the feelings of
the woman I work for.  Her name is
Maureen and she's been working here
since the day you started.

CASEY

I know Maureen.

MONICA

Can I ask you another question?

CASEY

I'm sorry I didn't know your name.

MONICA

(HOLDING UP A NECKTIE) Do you know
what color this is?

CASEY

It's grey.

MONICA

It's called gun metal.  Grey has more
ivory in it, gun metal has more blue.
Can you tell me which of these shirts
you should wear it with?

CASEY

I don't know.

MONICA

No you don't.  There's no reason why
you should.  You're not supposed to
know what shirt goes with what suit or
how a color in a necktie can pick up
your eyes.  You're not expected to know
what's going to clash with what Dan's
wearing or what pattern's gonna bleed
when Dave changes the lighting.  Mr.
McCall, you get so much attention and
so much praise for what you actually
do, and all of it's deserved.  When you
go on a talk-show and get complimented
on something you didn't, how hard
would it be to say "That's not me.
That's a woman named Maureen who's
been working for us since the first
day. It's Maureen who dresses me every
night, and without Maureen, I wouldn't
know gun metal from a hole in the
ground."  Do you have an idea what it
wouldn've meant to her?  Do you have any
idea how many times she would've
played that tape for her husband and
her kids?
(BEAT)  I know this is when it starts
to get busy for you, and I hope I
didn't take up too much of your time.
Please don't tell Maureen I spoke to
you, she'd be pretty mad at me.

CASEY

(PAUSE)  I won't, Monica.

MONICA EXITS--

CASEY SITS ALONE FOR A MOMENT BEFORE WE:

CUT TO:

ACT II

(E)

INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - EARLY EVENING - (DAY 2)
(Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Elliot)

NATALIE, JEREMY, ELLIOT, AND KIM ARE SITTING AROUND
THE TABLE

NATALIE

Here's what we're gonna do. We're
gonna make a list of all the sports
moments that are potential plays of
the year.  Then we're gonna list the
"pros", and then we're gonna list the
"cons".

JEREMY

Why do women like making lists?

NATALIE

Women don't like making lists.

JEREMY

Yes they do.  They're never quite so
happy as when they're making
themselves a little list.  You ever
think about why you make lists?

NATALIE

It's so I can cross things off it.  You
ever think about why you've got so
much crap in your wallet?

JEREMY

I save my receipts.

NATALIE

You save fortunes from Chinese
restaurants.

ELLIOT

Can we work now?

JEREMY

I think we should, but Natalie's gonna
wanna list the pros and the cons.

KIM

Women's ice-hockey.

JEREMY

You're kidding.

KIM

The U.S. women's team won the first
Olympic Gold Medal in ice hockey and
there were over 4000 fans in the arena
to see 'em do it.

JEREMY

They beat a team of Slovakian cocktail
waitresses and there were over 4000
people at my cousin Jacob's bar
mitzvah.

ELLIOT

(TO JEREMY) What do you got?

JEREMY

Mark McGwire hits 70.

KIM

It's a little obvious.

JEREMY

Our goal isn't to be cunning, is it?

NATALIE

Can we keep this organized? Pros and
cons.

JEREMY

Well, the pro is that he broke an
unbreakable record, and the con is Kim
likes women's ice-hocky.

NATALIE

What's next?

JEREMY

Jeff Gordon.

KIM

No.

JEREMY

Why?

KIM

'Cause it's NASCAR and who gives a
damn.

JEREMY

Who gives a damn?

KIM

How many people give a good damn?

JEREMY

Well, it's the most popular sport in
the world, so probably more than 4000.

NATALIE

Next.

JEREMY

Alright. Austrian skier Herman Meier

NATALIE

Pros.

JEREMY

He got up from one of the most
horrific accidents in Olympic history
and won the Gold Medal two days later.

NATALIE

Cons.

KIM

It's downhill skiing.

JEREMY

And?

KIM

Who gives a damn.

JEREMY

You're just orange juice and sunshine
today, aren't you, Kim?

CUT TO:

ACT II

(H)

INT. ISAAC'S OFFICE - NIGHT- (NIGHT 2)
(Dan, Isaac, Roland Shepard (On-Tape), Atmosphere)

ISAAC IS WATCHING A TAPE OF A PRESS CONFERENCE. ON THE
TELEVISION, A YOUNG BLACK FOOTBALL PLAYER, ROLAND SHEPARD,
STANDS AT A SMALL BANK OF MICROPHONES DELIVERING A STATEMENT.
ONE SHOULDN'T GET THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS IS THE WORLD'S
MOST IMPORTANT PRESS CONFERENCE.

ROLAND (ON TAPE)

It was very important to my parents,
and to their parents, that I be the
first in my family to attend college.
But I can't imagine that any of them
would feel anything but shame and
humiliation at the sight of me playing
football under that flag.

DAN (OS)

What's gonna happen to him?

ISAAC IS SURPRISED TO SEE DAN STANDING IN THE DOORWAY. HE
TURNS OFF THE TELEVISION.

ISAAC

I keep watching it over and over.  I
think it's all I've done today.

DAN

Shepard'll get picked up by another
school.

ISAAC

I'd imagine.  The thing is, six of his
teammates stepped down too.  Six of
them.  Two of them white.  None of them
starters. They're the ones who are
gonna have some trouble.  What'd you
come in to tell me?

DAN

I wrote the piece.

ISAAC

I'll tell Luther to watch it.

DAN

It takes the position the Confederate
flag is a symbol of a culture.  A
culture with a great tradition of
literature and art, music and
architecture, great statesmen...

ISAAC

That's crap.

DAN

Is it?

ISAAC

It is.

DAN

The South doesn't have a tradition of
great art, literature and
architecture?

ISAAC

Yes, and the symbols of that are the
paintings, the books, and the
buildings.

DAN

What do you say to the First
Amendment?

ISAAC

I'm not suggesting it should be
illegal. It's still wrong, though.

DAN

You ready to join the thought police?

ISAAC

Don't give me that, Danny, this is
serious.

DAN

I know it's serious, so what're you
doin'? Why are you telling me to
write this garbage?

ISAAC

I'm not telling you to do anything.

DAN

I think we're all pretty surprised
that you're not doing a commentary
yourself. What's going on?

ISAAC CLOSES THE DOOR.

ISAAC

I don't want to make this into a big
deal.

DAN

You don't want to make what into a big
deal?

ISAAC

Luther's looking for an opportunity to
fire me. (BEAT)  He has been for about
six months.

DAN

Are you sure?

ISAAC

No.

DAN

'Cause I think you're wrong.

ISAAC

I'm not.

DAN

He has a lot of respect for you,
Isaac, and while I may not like the
guy, he's sure no idiot.

ISAAC

I like my life right now.  I've never
been happier.  I used to pick fights
with management twice a day, just like
you. They wanted to fire me, that was
fine, there was always someone who
wanted to hire me.  That's not the way
it is now.  Luther can hire a guy half
my age to do my job.  I like my life
right now.  I'm proud of this show.

DAN

I can't believe it.  I come in here
with you talkin' about those six
players who stood by Roland Shepard,
and you don't have the same respect
for the people who work for you?  You
think if Luther ever showed you the
door there wouldn't be about a hundred
people who'd walk out right behind
you?

ISAAC SAYS NOTHING...LOOKS DOWN...

DAN (CONT'D)

There's something real bad goin' on in
Chattanooga, Isaac.  And Luther can fix
it. And you know it.
Tell Dana to throw this one out of the
run-down. Tell her you're gonna do a
two minute editorial.

ISAAC

Not this time.

DAN

(BEAT) Okay.

ISAAC

Yeah. (BEAT) Danny, don't tell anyone
about what I said.

DAN

Sure.

DAN STARTS TO LEAVE, THEN STOPS...

DAN (CONT'D)

You know, Isaac, I've never been to
your house.  I was just wondering.
(BEAT) Where do you keep your Pulitzer
Prize?

DAN LOOKS AT ISAAC FOR A MOMENT LONGER... THEN LEAVES.
ISAAC STANDS ALONE AS WE

CUT TO:

ACT II

(J)

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT - (NIGHT 2)
(Isaac, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Chris, Will, Dave)

THE USUAL PRE-SHOW ACTIVITY--

DAVE

60 seconds to VTR.  Two minutes live.

JEREMY

The Yankees win the World Series.

DANA

That came as a big shock after they
won 114 games.

JEREMY

What is it with this element of
surprise you people are looking for?

DANA

You know what we're forgetting?

JEREMY

What?

DANA

Michael Jordan and the Bulls win the
NBA championship.

JEREMY

Yeah, there's something that doesn't
happen a lot.

DANA

(TO DAVE, CHRIS AND WILL)  What do you
guys think?

DAVE

Us?

DANA

Yeah, what do you think?

DAVE

About what?

JEREMY

Play of the year.

DANA

We're eight days away.

DAVE

Ah.

NATALIE

What do you think?

WILL

We're studio technicians.

DANA

Yes I know.

CHRIS

These are editorial questions.

DANA

Yes, but we want to hear what you have
to say.

CHRIS

Really?

JEREMY

Go ahead.  There are no wrong answers.

KIM

Nothing's too stupid to suggest.

JEREMY

Except women's ice-hockey, but Kim
pretty much has that covered.

NATALIE

So what do you think?

DAVE

You really want to know?

DANA

Absolutely.

DAVE

Mark O'Meara winning two majors.

CHRIS

Cal Ripken ending the streak.

WILL

Peyton Manning.

DANA, NATALIE, JEREMY, ELLIOT AND KIM JUST LOOK AT THEM FOR A
MOMENT...

DANA

Well that was a colossal waste of
time.

ISAAC ENTERS...

ISAAC

Good evening.

DANA

Isaac, I haven't seen you all night.

ISAAC

Dana, I'm sorry to do this to you on
such short notice, but I'd like two
minutes of air-time tonight.

DANA

(STARTING TO BEAM) Really?

ISAAC

If you need to make some room, I
believe you can dump the piece Danny
was planning on doing.  I don't hink
he'll mind.

DANA

(BEAT) No I don't believe he will.

ISAAC

(STUDYING DANA)  He said something to
you, didn't he?

DANA LOOKS AT ISAAC FOR A LONG MOMENT BEFORE...

DANA

Will, would you get Isaac wired up,
please.

WILL

Sure.

CUT TO:

ACT II

(K)

INT. STUDIO/CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT - (NIGHT 2)
(Dan, Casey, Isaac, Dana, Jeremy, Natalie, Kim, Elliot,
Chris, Will, Dave)

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BROADCAST.  AS CASEY ADDRESSES THE
CAMERA, WE CAN SEE THAT ISAAC IS SEATED IN DAN'S CHAIR, AND
DAN IS OFF TO THE SIDE WATCHING.

CASEY

...accounting for the Bengals' record
against division opponents.  Don't
forget, the single most important stat
in predicting success in football is
what? It's yards gained per pass
attempt. Earlier in the show, we told
you about Roland Shepard and the six
other players who were dropped from
their team and then their school for
refusing to play football under the
Confederate flag.  Here's Isaac Jaffee,
managing editor of Sports Night, with
an editorial comment.  Isaac?

ISAAC

Thank you, Casey.  Exaudio, Comperio,
Conloquor. That's a Latin phrase that
translates: To Listen, To Learn, To
Speak.
Thos words are carved into the stone
arches that form the entrance to the
undergraduate library at Tennessee
Western University.  The stones
themselves were hauled to the site by
an elite delegation from the Army
Corps of Engineers. What made this
group elite was that its members were
drawn from the Delaware 44th Rifle
Battalion and the Tennessee 14th: The
Tennessee Volunteers.  They worked
together on one of the first post-war
restoration projects.  The building of
a college.  This afternoon, an
extraordinary young man named Roland
Shepard made what had to have been an
excrutiating decision.  He said he
wasn't playing football under a
Confederate flag.  Six of his teammates
then chose not to let Shepard stand
alone. I don't know how many people
witnessed this spectacle, but it was a
sight to see.  Seven men, the oldest of
them not yet 21 and all of them
knowing full well the potential
consequence of their actions. And I
choose to join them at this moment.
In the history of the South, there's
much to celebrate.  And that flag is a
desecration of all of it.  It's a
banner of hatred and separation.  It's
a banner of ignorance and violence and
a war that pitted brother against
brother, and to ask young black men
and women, young Jewish men and women,
Asians, Native Americans, to ask
Americans to walk beneath its shadow
is a humiliation of irreducable
proportions. And we all know it.
Tennessee Western has produced some
outstanding alumni in the last hundred
years. People of wisdom and vision.
Strength and compassion.  One of them is
Luther Sachs.  Luther Sachs owns
Continental Corp, which owns the
Continental Sports Channel, which you're
watching right now.  Luther Sachs is a
generous alumni contributor to Tennessee
Western with a considerable influence
over its Chancellor, Davis Blake, and
its Board of Trustees.  Luther, you've
got a phone call to make.
You've got to call Chancellow Blake and
tell him to take down that flag or he
can stop looking for your checks in the
mail. You've got to put these young men
back in a classroom, and I mean pronto.
These boys are gonna make you proud one
day, Luther.  I challenge you to do the
right thing.  Not an unreasonable request
to make of a man whose alma mater
declares Exaudio, Comperio, Conloquor.
To Listen, To Learn, To Speak.  In the
meantime, God go with you, Roland
Shepard and you six Southern Gentlemen
of Tennessee.  God's not done with any of
you yet.

CASEY WAITS A MOMENT OR TWO BEFORE...

CASEY

That was our managing editor, Isaac
Jaffee. We'll be back.

DAVE

We're out.

CASEY

You can bring it, boss.

DAN'S ABOUT TO HAVE KITTENS --

DAN

You know I could kiss you on the mouth
right now, right?

ISAAC

Then stay over there.

DAN

I could get very physical with you
right now.

ISAAC

Danny --

DAN

I'm having some very kooky thoughts.

DAN FOLLOWS ISAAC INTO THE CONTROL ROOM.  AS SOON AS THE DOOR
OPENS, EVERYONE STANDS AND BEGINS APPLAUDING.

ISAAC

Thank you all.

DANA

Isaac, I can't even...that was...I
mean...you were...I'm serious--

ISAAC

Alright, we've lost radio contact with
Dana.

JEREMY

Isaac.

ISAAC

Yeah.

JEREMY

No kidding. Play of the Year.

ISAAC

Thanks Jeremy.

KIM STEPS IN FROM THE SOUND ROOM--

KIM

Isaac?

EVERYONE QUIETS DOWN...KIM IS LOOKING AT ISAAC...

ISAAC

Showtime?

KIM

(QUIETLY) Luther Sachs on line 4.

ISAAC NODS, THEN STARTS TOWARD THE SOUND ROOM...

DAN

Isaac?

ISAAC TURNS AROUND...

DAN (CONT'D)

Right behind you.

ISAAC NODS AGAIN, THEN STEPS OUT OF THE ROOM.

DAVE

Back in 10.

DAN HEADS BACK OUT TO THE STUDIO AND TAKES HIS SEAT...

DANA

It was... I've never... I mean, I'm
serious... that was just--

DAVE

In three...two--

CASEY

That's all for tonight, but before we
sign off, we felt that with Christmas
only a few days off and people making
up lists and checking them twice, it
was as good a time as any to mention
some people who are important to us
here at the show.  It seems that quite
a few of you, for instance, like the
way Dan and I dress on the air, and
you should know that we're dressed by
Maureen Gates and Joseph Roveto.
Maureen and Joseph are assisted by a
young woman named Monica Brazelton,
and Monica is not to be trifled with.

DAN

Our camera operators are Ray, Wayne,
Bruce, John and Jerome, who wishes
we'd do more features on hockey.

CASEY

 Not gonna happen, Jerome.  Every time
I pick up a pencil or put down a
coffee mug, that's Jode Mann, and her
trusty aide John Frantz, and if you've
ever wondered what a gaffer was, or a
best boy, you should ask Keith and
Mark.

DAN

We've got some people who don't get
paid much, but that's okay, 'cause the
hours are terrible.  They're our PA's,
and their names are Lauren, Victoria,
Jake, Lee, Ashley and Brad.

CASEY

This is a script.  Dan and I write it
and then two people come along and put
it together so that we can also read
it. Their names are Joan and Chris and
they, us and everyone else here are
pretty much at the mercy of the script
supervisor, Carol McKechnie, who's got
a little thing for me, and I think
it's time she admits it.

DAN

Keri McIntyre--

CASEY

Nicole Burke--

DAN

Shawn Manley--

CASEY

Jeff Wheat--

DAN

Mark Johnson--

CASEY

Cajun.

DAN

Cajun.

CASEY

How 'bout Skip Cook--

DAN

How 'bout Phil Heath--

CASEY

How 'bout Karen, Julie and Angela in
make-up--

DAN

How 'bout Brenda, Cammy and Jody in
hair--

CASEY

We've got music on this show.  You know
who writes it?

DAN

Snuffy Walden.  You know who edits it?

CASEY

Stuart Goetz.

DAN

We've got film on this show. You know
who cuts it?

CASEY

Janet Ashikaga.  You know who her
assistant is?

DAN

Laura the Wonderful.

CASEY

We've just named a small fraction of
the people who put this show on
television, which means we've left out
many more and we'll try and rectify
that as we head toward December 25th.
But for now, I'm Casey McCall
alongside Dan Rydell, wishing everyone
in your home, along with everyone here
at my home a happy Chanukah and a very
merry Christmas.

DAN

G'night everyone.

FADE TO BLACK.

END OF SHOW